How many extra-terrestrials do you get at your yard sales or see at the Salvation Army Thrift shop looking for cowboy and Indian gear?
Copyright Cory Doctorow. Some rights reserved under a Creative Commons Attribution NonCommercial ShareAlike 3.0 license.
This story appears in the collection A PLACE SO FOREIGN AND EIGHT MORE,
published in 2003 by Four Walls Eight Windows press.
The story contains some swear words. The story text is posted at www.gutenberg.org .